Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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