i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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