problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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