guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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