Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
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