When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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