Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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