This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
God I need to hump something, right now.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
