Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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