Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
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