In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
