So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Randomize
