The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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