I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Please don't give away my fajitas
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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