Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm getting married
To pizza
The struggles of a small town man whore
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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