She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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