So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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