it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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