Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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