So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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