like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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