White coat. Heels.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
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