At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
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