not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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