But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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