I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize
