why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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