He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
this just has baby written all over it
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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