sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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