People with herpes should wear stickers.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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