Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the room spins SO much faster in panama
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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