everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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