Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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