I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize