Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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