ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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