Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(716): View more from New York

i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".

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(256): View more from Alabama

do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile

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