I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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