how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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