When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm sobbing to NWA
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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