I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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