bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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