"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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