Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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