Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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