how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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