The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
We smell like vodka and hangover
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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