What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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