So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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