Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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