Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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