So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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