You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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