I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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