You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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